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zoie 17

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

snapchatting:

i decided to name him Father, after my father

kiittenss:

headgirlily:

voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.

He couldn’t even kill a damn baby.

lolitaspice:

You want a hot body
You want a bugatti
You want a maseratti
You better work bitch

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice


I’m just gonna bullshit it. – my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
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