what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
He couldn’t even kill a damn baby.
You want a hot body
You want a bugatti
You want a maseratti
You better work bitch
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
“I’m just gonna bullshit it.”
– my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)